Beastie Boys’ 1998 album Hello Nasty fell into my hands exactly when I needed it. I was going through a particularly painful break-up, and I desperately needed a distraction. Music was incredibly important to me, but I found I was particularly vulnerable to sad songs, ballads, break-up songs. In fact, almost any love song. Of […]
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Investigating the ramshackle and retro contents of a bizarre waiting area, I finally uncover an incredible secret: nothing is real I am on the cusp of incredible discovery. In personal terms, it feels a bit like decoding the Rosetta Stone or landing on the moon. I am about to confirm whether I am lucid dreaming.
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After a near-death experience, a chase through the fog uncovers preparations for World War 3 and the making of a new Star Wars movie. We begin in a picturesque village. I’m walking among tourists and locals next to a road. The road isn’t too busy, but cars are passing by regularly. I see a small
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Long ago, in a simpler, more innocent age (alright, in 2014), a bubble of excitement briefly formed in the tech world, centred on the launch of an app called Yo. Business Insider explained succinctly, that it was “a one-tap notification app that sends a one-word message —“Yo” — to other users.” It added, “There’s no
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It’s late at night and I’m sitting up in bed. The torchlight on my phone casts shadows on the rolling hills of the duvet before me. The room is quiet but for the insistent ticking of my bedside alarm clock and the occasional whistling inhalation of my wife sleeping beside me. Without warning, a distant
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There is a world of difference between a bookshop and a bookstore. Here’s why Americans do bookselling better and why I still mourn the long-lost playground of Borders… I’ve always preferred books from the USA. By this, I mean not only American literature but also American book design. Maybe this is down to novelty, or
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One of the many unsettling experiences of ageing is watching your artistic heroes age with you. But stranger still is how your relationship to their art changes over time. You mature physically and mentally but (with a few exceptions) the content of the songs, the movies and books largely stays frozen in time. In your
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From a dusty AOL account to an audiobook to the depths of my own subconscious, I’ve built another playlist that makes no sense to anyone but me Another year, another weird catalogue of tunes I’ve collected and catalogued, like a mad naturalist sharing a crumbling mansion with his specimens. Some I stumbled upon by more
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Brief observations from a holiday in northwest Crete – the home of kalitsounia, daredevil pilots and herds of cats Crete is the birthplace of Zeus, the god of sky, lightning and thunder. (His birth was a clandestine affair, and took place in a cave to avoid the attention of his paranoid and infanticidal father, Kronos).
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A kaleidoscopic look back at 2023’s most hackle-raising moments, experienced while negotiating London on foot, on the Tube and by car. However you travel in London, you’re bound to encounter something interesting. People are always getting into altercations. Or trying to blag stuff. Or saying weird things to each other. Or missing connections. This is
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